Thursday, May 22, 2008

It's called hell...and I've been there.

FRIDLEY
ANDOVER
COON RAPIDS

Don't even bother going to any of the above listed towns. They have all been banned from my life. Don't try getting to them, don't have fun while you're there, and don't try to escape once they've got their claws around you...you'll only end up driving your life away. Just stay out of them and you'll be fine.

1 comment:

EverythingEverything23 said...

Suburbs are so homogeneous now, that you can barely tell a suburb in Minnesota from one in North Carolina, or New Mexico, for that matter. The only clues come from whatever native flora may have escaped the bulldozers making way for yet another TGI Fridays, WalMart, Best Buy, etc. Hell's around the corner, baby.