Where is my nuts? Right fucking here dawg. Let's quote:
Thank You America For a Wonderful Year!!!
Did you have an awesome customer experience?
Do you have a sweet picture of your Nutz?
I don't even know what else to say. Do these rule? Yes? Can I inexpensively order a, um, uh, a pair? YES! Can I get mine in black? The only thing to say here about these eight inches of awesomeness is BOO-YA!!!. Put those dogs in a bathtub.