Thursday, December 18, 2008

Fuck some mother fucking fuckin' hater ass hate.

Why hate?  Let's rap this year up in style peeps...turn a new leaf?  Change the stride?  Flip the script?

Liking is the new hating in 09'.  But then again....i'm on some 2010 shit already!


Monday, December 15, 2008

4 and 20; Even if I loved Weed, that would not Rule

I just watched the Minnesota Timberwolves blow a game; surprised? Not fucking me. They were down 53-50 to the hated Sacramento Kings at the half, who don't even get a bold up in heahre (they hold it down ok with my peeps), and then they lost the game by oh, 20, 17, 25? Guess it was only 15 points, but the Kings suck!

I'm getting tenuously close to fully saying "Fuck the Minnesota Timberwolves and their family and their family pets and I wish I could give up on you motherfuckers like I should give up on that chick that I only see at parties and we've made out like twice and she gave me that blowjob once but it didn't work, and all fucking that." I don't actually have a chick like that in my life, but the T-Wolves seem like they're that chick and the time she/the team gave me that blowjob was in the 03-04 season, so it really doesn't even fucking matter anymore does it?

Dear Mr. Gerbik,

The Timberwolves, at best, were a cock tease some four years ago. Their only saving grace, that dude KG, left you and them long ago and he's kind of ended up kind of being a dick anyways. Get over it. It's not the same anymore, and even if you think the team is going to see you at the party and remember the time that you once hooked up, remember, it wasn't that good anyways, and that the team is totally a different team than you remember. It's worn out, paradoxically younger, less enxperienced, and the blow job is going to be worse than before, not like that's even going to happen.

Love, Mr. Gerbik's Brain

A Step Forward?

We at the HPC have, in the past, addressed the oddity that is mannequin design. I recently came across this fellow in a sporting goods store in Chicago. Now, I'm not going to draw any conclusions, but I'd like to ask a few questions:

1. Is this mannequin meant to look like someone of African decent?

2. If so, is it a good thing or a bad thing that its being used to display athletic apparel?

3. Furthermore, assuming it is meant to look like someone of African decent, is the intention to appeal to black consumers, or is it an attempt to pump some racial equality into what is otherwise a form designed primarily in the mold of caucasians, thereby appealing to those who are more PC-minded?

4. Where else, if anywhere, are we seeing 'ethnic'-looking mannequins?

To give these questions a bit of context, I should point out that this particular sporting goods store is located in the Lakeview neighborhood. To get an idea of the racial and ethnic breakdown in the this area, look under the "Demographics - Race" column.

I could be reading too deeply into this, but I can't help but be reminded of this.