fuck you you fucking pop punk loving, stupid hair having, completely unfuckingcool douches. you fucking poser hipsters. thats right. the shit you are trying to get into isn't even fucking cool. you're riding trends that have been played the fuck out since 05. just because you soldmerchthatonetime for that local band don't mean shit. just cause you went to a store opening and drank all the free fucking pbr you could then came to the triple rock only to stumble around like a fucking 16 year old who has had one too many wine coolers doesnt give you any clout.
first off that store you went to: its wack. how the fuck are you gonna sell some deadstock reebok pumps on a shelf right next to some overpriced track bike cages. Something seems a little off. Oh ya, and that dope event after, you know at the 3 rock, with the dope djs? ya that was some motherfuckers piggy backing an already established event. that dude you probly think is your friendbutinrealitydoesntrememberyourname who "runs" the shop did not set that shit up. he's just trying to dig his claws into whatever he can. and im not talking about some collaboration shit here. straight up copping steez. that dude can suck a dick. and so can you. make it his... wait, that already happened.
now lets talk about that band you're friends with. let me tell you something... they fucking suck. ya i know i know, they just got signed to insertindieimprintwithmajorlabelbackinghere, but that in itself is pretty lame. they are gonna get chewed up and spit out faster than one of the underage girls at your "parties". and i'll tell you why. they are copping shit that the people who originally came up with have moved so far beyond. they are ripping off bands who rip off bands.
let me tell you something, i don't care that you are "friends" that band. i don't care about the time you went to wendys with them and paid for all of it. i dont care that they took you on tour and you loaded all their gear for them at every show. they made you their bitch, cause that is what you are... a bitch.
and do me a favor, when you're telling all your friends about this siiiick party you went to, please dont tell them you were the king of the dance floor. i saw you. when you weren't outside smokingbutnotinhaling, sure you were on the dance floor, but standing on the outside of a wackasfuck breakdance circle looking like an asshole does not equal dancing.
so in conclusion, fuck off. you are not cool. you are not doing cool shit. you are not into cool shit. you are a fucking clown. stay the fuck inside at your little house parties. you are a embarrassment to our city you fucking douche nozzle.
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THANK GOD! I had been lamenting the state of HPC for the past week and someone brought some much needed life-blood into it. Cheers!
Wow, deja vu all over again.
wowza.
I have to say this made me laugh out loud (for reals) quite a few times. I don't even know who you're talking about exactly, and yet, it feels so familiar.
This unfortunate behavior is done all over the country not just in MPLS, but that kind of "That's cool in :::insert some other city that more than 10 people thinks is cool here:: so I'm going to all of sudden like to dress/speak like whatever I think :::insert previously mentioned pseudo hype-city:: is still into now."
Which I hate to be the music/art/culture/literary snob I am...but I'm sorry, if your douche ass is just now into that music/art/culture/book, Pseudo Hype city is laughing at you and waiting to kick your ass in the parking lot after you stumble out of that bar, where you pretended to have a "killer time".
ps: I love HPC-miss yous to all
I knew you would laugh at this one...I know I did. I cannot wait to see you so we can make fun of people together in public. loves.
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