Ummm???

So, I really hate when people call my work phone looking for April.  I am not April.  I have never been April.  I only know two Aprils - and I don't have either of their phones.  

These calls are from are bill collectors, and they call at all hours, usually really early in the morning.  They also call and hang up a lot.  It drives me mad.

Today though, there was something new: 

Good question, anonymous texter; "What is really up wit me?"