Thursday, December 18, 2008
Liking is the new hating in 09'. But then again....i'm on some 2010 shit already!
Monday, December 15, 2008
I'm getting tenuously close to fully saying "Fuck the Minnesota Timberwolves and their family and their family pets and I wish I could give up on you motherfuckers like I should give up on that chick that I only see at parties and we've made out like twice and she gave me that blowjob once but it didn't work, and all fucking that." I don't actually have a chick like that in my life, but the T-Wolves seem like they're that chick and the time she/the team gave me that blowjob was in the 03-04 season, so it really doesn't even fucking matter anymore does it?
Dear Mr. Gerbik,
The Timberwolves, at best, were a cock tease some four years ago. Their only saving grace, that dude KG, left you and them long ago and he's kind of ended up kind of being a dick anyways. Get over it. It's not the same anymore, and even if you think the team is going to see you at the party and remember the time that you once hooked up, remember, it wasn't that good anyways, and that the team is totally a different team than you remember. It's worn out, paradoxically younger, less enxperienced, and the blow job is going to be worse than before, not like that's even going to happen.
Love, Mr. Gerbik's Brain